The Sausage King of Chicago (banshee) wrote,
The Sausage King of Chicago
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Some things

Today I need to:
* do laundry. and i really mean it this time. i am not wearing a pyjama top and a floor-length satin skirt to thanksgiving dinner. i think.
* get vacation photos developed. all four of them.
* get dolled up for Ducky's Barmacy gig tonight.

I am afraid to take a shower. Every time the boiler kicks in, it gives the apartment the distinct feel of the inside of a freight train as it rolls through a war zone. The dishes rattle, the floor shakes, I can hear the pipes hitting the wall in front of my computer. I actually put shoes on each time this happens, figuring I'll probably have to grab the cat and make a run for it when the thing blows.

(you would too if in one year your apartment had been decimated by a radiator accident and the building right behind you collapsed as you stood naked, seven feet away)

Ah, New York.
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